I don’t agree with this
We spend a lot of time covering bands that have been consistently awful for years. But there are plenty of fresh new shitty bands that we know nothing about but look hilariously bad. In our new weekly segment, “Worst Band of the Week,” we take a closer look at some of these bands and barf out our impressions.
Our first band is a bunch of dudes called These Hearts, who are on Victory Records. (Side note to the band: Your label is gonna fuck you over at some point, if they haven’t done so already.) These Hearts are from Fargo, ND, where Steve Buscemi once famously got thrown into a woodchipper and then nothing else notable happened ever again. These Hearts sound just the way they look: Popcore bullshit where it sounds like you’re listening to Justin Bieber one second and the worst hardcore band you’ve ever heard the next.
as much as they’re hated by whoever wrote this….they still have their fans. so keep talking your bullshit.
things that shouldn’t exist:
- body hair
- getting sick
- bad things happening to good people